• A sassy card to send for your favorite person's birthday, that is printed with the hilarious message inside saying I would have given you a funnier birthday card but at your age, there was a chance you would piss yourself to put a smile on the recipient's face. Let's hope when they laugh they don't actually wet their pants

• Made and printed in Canada on a heavyweight 325gsm card. Comes with a high-quality envelope, all made from sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. 🌳

Below, you have the estimated delivery time depending on your location. Most of the time, the delivery time is less than expected in big cities and the order is fulfilled within 24-48 hours.

Location	Delivery time
Canada	2 – 4 business days
United States	3 – 5 business days
International	5 – 7 business days